Posted by trexc42 on: Wed 29th Jul, 2009

Due to the recent budget cuts, the aforementioned SB Dino Blog must be put on hold pending completion of said author's summer internship at the Santa Barbara County Public Health Lab (scheduled termination date: July 31, 2009). 

I furtively and sympathetically apologize for my so-called "false start."

 In the mean time, I am happy to field any questions regarding swine flu, pertussis, and/or tuberculosis in Santa Barbara County. But please do not expect any of my answers to be insightful or even correct. I literally do not know what I am talking about (please see attached photo or refer back to my usage of the word furtively).

Posted by trexc42 on: Fri 17th Jul, 2009

1. The buildings in Santa Barbara are quite dimunutive; because I am over 43 feet in length, I can give you new insight into all SB rooftop activity.

2. I was able to survive a meteor shower due to my ingenuity and courage - two very important qualities that every good citizen journalist must have.

3. I have extremely large teeth.

4. I'm still pretty good friends with Jeff Goldblum after we made that movie together, I'll see if I can get him to script a one-man theatrical show of The Fly and perform it at the Lobrero.

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