Needed something quick and good while I was downtown to return some shirts. Bittermans is so tucked away that I knew it'd be fiesta & tourist-free. I ordered a toasted turkey sandwich, signed the credit card receipt, and only seconds after sitting down, had my hot sandwich placed in front of me by the exeedingly friendly woman who runs the place. I swear she has a flux-capacitator back there somewhere. It's that uncannily fast. Funny that the Seinfeld episode playing was the one where Jerry, George and Elaine cant get a table to save their lives.