Posted by Misc. Romance on:
First of all I need to make a confession - Forgive me father of all that is awesome and unfathomable, for I have sinned, I have been self indulgent, sappy and uncultured, completely out of touch with the music of my peers and living in a past maritime world complete with sailor hats and fine tequila, that cannot be relived, revived or resurrected like your bearded godman (jesus the one that will once again bring peace and love to everyone and fill our hearts with passion, sincerity and unconditional love this time of year when we spend what little money we're not going to give to the tax man). Side note: does Kenny Loggins look like Jesus in that photo up ther to the left? Whats with the glowing ball of eternal light? I have been trying to live in a world of endless infatuation, cocaine epiphanies, romance, heart break, sailor hats, reunited lovers and total and complete delusional synesthesia crossing musical ballads with baroquely tense hallmark moments. I am a fucking fraud. I'm not in love anymore. In fact I've been single for over a year now. God dammit. I can't wait until infatuation passes. Yacht Rock, I fucking hate you! I hope your deviated septum causes you to sneeze really hard, loosening your footing because you're wearing those overpriced loafers on deck, you can't catch yourself because you just poured yourself a fresh martini so you're one handed and you fall overboard, flowered-blouse first, into the mexican gulf never to be seen again.
I found some other poor bastard who is a fan of Yacht Rock too and has placed together a genius selection of Yachting Rock at its finest. His first choice is Michael McDonald "Taking it to the streets" - fucking genius! Hand me a kleenex because I'm upset I hadn't thought of it. Actually, I'm not sad at all anymore, I'm dancing in my office and might just head out the door to find myself an empty bar down by the harbor to post up at and have a manhattan. Brophy Brothers anyone?